Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Cuz the chicken was sick.
Why did the computer cross the road?
Cuz the chicken programmed it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Cuz it wanted to go to the body shop.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the squashed chickens.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To pick up all the chickens that cross the road.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
It wanted to go to the shell station
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It wanted to go to the HOPPING mall.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Cuz it wanted to prove that its not chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
It wanted to lay its eggs on the line.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Cuz there were no chickens yet.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Cuz its stuck to the chicken's feet.
Why did the chicken RUN across the road?
There was a car coming.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
It wanted to stretch its legs.
Why did the rubber duck swim across the road?
Cuz it cant cross the road.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It wanted to get to the HOPPING mall.
REASONS GIVEN BY POLITICAL PPL WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.
Cindy Sheehan's Answer:The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Isaac Newton 's Answer:The duck suggested to the chicken that they playfollow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
Shakespeare 's Answer:To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Moses's Answer:And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:To go where no chicken has gone before.
George Bush's Answer:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:To die. In the rain. Alone.
Grandpa's Answer:In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified indropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Fox Mulder's Answer:You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Bill Clinton's Answer:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
The Bible's Answer:And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Albert Einstein's Answer:Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath thechicken?
Buddha's Answer:If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
George Orwell's Answer:Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Pearl S. Buck's Answer:Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
NOW LETS SEE WAD OTHER PPL THINK THAT WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.
GENNY - the chicken crossed the road to let some bo liao ppl make jokes out of it,thats why it crossed the road.
SHERMY - to get to the other side?
CYNTHIA - cuz it wanted to die?
ARIES - HOW I NOE?
KWAN LING - cuz it wanted to die?
zF - cuz it wanted to die?
SOOO.....most of the ppl think that the chicken cross the road n it wanted to die o.O lol
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